Thursday 10 September 2009

True heroes

A quick message to the heroic police officers who detained me at the airport today, under the Terrorism Act:

You are the most pathetic, small-cocked failures I have ever encountered. You are exactly the reason why so few people trust the police. You are a pair of utter, utter cunts, a disgrace to your uniform, and an embarrassment to the good officers within the force.

I really hope you are so proud of your work, your pathetic, ego-tripping work. You are liars, you contradicted yourself with your threats and then seemed unable to explain what you were doing. If I was a terrorist I would be delighted that luckless pricks like you are protecting our skies.





I can only deduce that useless, unpopular officers are palmed off to airport duties, because even other plods can't stand them.





fuck you.

16 comments:

  1. Generally speaking, Airport Police are held in high regard and thorough enough to check every orifice, Hibbo. You sound really sore.

    Hoppity

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  2. Hibbo,

    Calm down mate, and then tell us what happened. Which section of which act? Evidence?

    Martin

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  3. Yeah, sorry. I was pretty pissed off when I wrote that.

    They really were pathetic though, they demanded all sorts of information which they have no right to know (such as who I work for and my mobile number). After they had desperately tried to find something on my on their big-brother databases, they refused to hand me the forms they'd just filled in. When I asked where that info would be stored, the short, fat spotty one told me it would just be shredded. Let me have it then? No. He gave me his word that the info will be distroyed and this incident will not show up on an enhanced CRB check. They are liars. Hid word is worth about as much as a Zimbabwe Dollar.

    Sadly, I really do mean what I said about real terrorists; if this is competency we can expect from police at airports, then we're in trouble

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  4. You're entitled to a record of the search. Visit the police station and ask for it.

    Was this under section 44? If so, they have no buisness interrogating you.

    Martin

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  5. So the heroes score zero then? All we need now is for is for a judge or magistrate to treat you fairly and your whole schtick will look really silly.

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  6. You're going to have to explain that one for me Bystander - but then my brain doesn't do Mondays - maybe tomorrow...

    Martin

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  7. I think you are a victim – they were probably intimidated by your success and rude refusal to accept your opinions.
    Withheld

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  8. My brain doesn't do any day now. I got sussed for posing as Withheld and the penny didn't drop until two days after a whopping 'fool-suckering' on Gadget. Now I have given myself away as Martin - yep, my sock puppet.

    Hibbo the Fallen.

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  9. Well that's come as something of a surprise - I'm certainly not HIbbo's sock puppet... If you actually read my posts, you'll see that I often contradict Hibbo.

    This is called discourse. It can be fun. Try it.

    Martin.

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  10. Why on earth would anybody think I am the same person as Withheld?

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  11. They let you go?

    what a shame....

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  12. What a relief to hear news of some happy event. On my site, I wonder if things have become so bad that people can taste how tense and uneasy I am these days.

    I guess it may have become much easier to recognise the symptoms of yet another police blog spiralling into terminal wimper.

    Inspector Gadget

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  13. Yes they did 200, what a shame eh? You bigot.

    I see gadget has blocked my comments on his blog......(although at least his IP address filtering has shown that I am not 'Withheld')

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  14. Police forces are packed to the gunnels with bigots and some will always be as extreme as 200. Remember that their own families cannot abide them, either.

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  15. Ho Hum,
    So in summary you were stopped and spoken to by police officers. As you do not seem to understand that there exist a whole raft of extra powers in relation to stop and search at Airports you have taken umbrage.

    Your reference to enhanced CRB checks revealing the fact you have been spoken to at an airport only displays your lack of understanding of what a CRB check actually reveals as well as huge dose of paranoia.

    I take it you would rather they didn't inconvenience anyone but carry out their duties using telepathy to identify suspects.

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  16. Oh Hibbo, & anonymous, sticks & stones & all that...

    Not posting much these days, run out of things to be bigotted against?

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